i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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