This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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