i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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