hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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