I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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