My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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