How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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