Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
