Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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