I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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