i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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