I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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