Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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