I cockslap morals
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He shit in the fireplace
I think I just sharted jello shots
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