The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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