Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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