I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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