I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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