Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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