Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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