Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
