walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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