i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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