I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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