shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
