Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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