You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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