Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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