A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Everyone says I win the strip club
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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