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(703): View more from Virginia

I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off

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(785): View more from Kansas

So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?

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(574): View more from Indiana

its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns

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(217): View more from Illinois

Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think

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