I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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