I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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