I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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