My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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