On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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