it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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