Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
