why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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