whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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