Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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