Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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