I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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