no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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