I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
birth control should be required to get into college
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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