big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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