Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
