So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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