alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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