he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Randomize
