we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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