lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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