so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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