That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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