But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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