You work out of a Hotel?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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